im hearing facebook noises that arent really happening and its been happening for days
A guy at chipotle was walking with a huge chopping knife and just screaming “knife knife knife knife!” over and over and I think he might be my soulmate
All I understand is dogs, prices, girls, knowledge, roads, streets, squares, mum and dad, and love. That’s all I understand; that’s all I want to understand
I’m thinking about all my nerd friends from school and I want to hug them and tell them I miss them but I’m not even sure if they think we’re friends anymore lmao?? Like I was kinda rude and ditched them and got really gay, I want my nerd friends back but idk how they feel about me !!
spending day off in bed smoking weed eating applesauce and listening to prince
one time i drunkenly muttered ‘that feel when no gf’ at a party and then this power lifter wouldn’t stop hitting on me
someone tell george to get a new computer so he doesn’t have to use mine and sit in my room like the freeloader he is.
mortified thinking about in high school i was on my period and this girl stopped me to say there was “ketchup or something” on my skirt
I’m telling you Bubbles, smoking dope and playing with model trains is a good fucking time man
i shouldnt leave my computer open because every time i do my brother makes a dumb post about following him.