my neighbor keeps yelling at his dog to “go poop.” based on the number of times he has yelled it, I’m pretty sure it’s not going to happen. i just don’t think your dog needs to poop, man.

babyastronaut:

my very first time walking alone off campus and these two middle aged guys are walking in front of me and one is staring at me, he nudged the other guy and said something and then both guys turned and just blatantly stared at me, smirking

arcaneimages:

It’s fixed. We have water. Ready for this? Nothing was broken. A switch in the well got flipped. Finally just got the right person out here instead of a bunch of idiots guessing. Signing off! Starting day…and showering!