the beer comes in these huge 50 can cases from cosco so whenever I go over to Deb’s I drink 5 or 6 and no one notices, not Deb’s parents, not Mike, not even Deb.

soft—reset:

soft—reset:

I’ve learned one thing since turning 21 and it’s that most of life is about giving and receiving attention and if I learn nothing else this year it will still have been progress

this being said I have wanted to delete this blog for a long time and stay under 40 followers but I can’t really force myself to do that? I deserve better.

Heidi was telling me the other day that Pirate lingo is great for dirty talk. I’m not so sure. It seems like it might be too heavy on nautical puns, and anyway, my pussy is usually wet so…