why will no one hire me i have arms and legs and nice boobs
the beer comes in these huge 50 can cases from cosco so whenever I go over to Deb’s I drink 5 or 6 and no one notices, not Deb’s parents, not Mike, not even Deb.
i paid money to rent ghost in the shell from a local video store and i returned it without watching it im such trash
My only plan for today is to hide behind something for a little while.
i don’t have anyone to practice my spanish with so i usually just talk to my dog in spanish idk
I couldn’t find my hebrew notebooks…I looked everywhere…I am going to be so behind :(
I’ve learned one thing since turning 21 and it’s that most of life is about giving and receiving attention and if I learn nothing else this year it will still have been progress
this being said I have wanted to delete this blog for a long time and stay under 40 followers but I can’t really force myself to do that? I deserve better.
Heidi was telling me the other day that Pirate lingo is great for dirty talk. I’m not so sure. It seems like it might be too heavy on nautical puns, and anyway, my pussy is usually wet so…
i love the kinks so much i cry when i listen to them after not listenign to them for like 6 months
Wake me up when a non-cartoonish dystopia finally arrives on the big screen.